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犬子初讀幼稚園冇幾耐,一天我哋屋企電話響,我老婆拎起聽咗一陣,面青青咁話no we didn't call 911. my hubby and I are here together. ..... yes we are the house owners ,my name is Yvonne. Date of birth? 此時我耍手擰頭示意唔好講,sorry I don't feel like alright to disclose personal info. ....what? OK. if this is nessary, but I'm sure everything is OK here. 然後同我講,警局話我哋呢度有人打電話報警但係唔出聲hanged up,佢地話要派人來睇下。 我話可能prank啫。點知過咗一陣,真係有警車駛來,仲要兩架添。 老婆突然醒起:死啦唔知係咪阿仔玩電話…… 差佬周圍嶽,我老婆就入房捉犬子問,果然佢認係佢試下911係咪真係會叫到警察來。 咁差人哥哥就要拉開佢一邊,佢地解釋,一般情況佢地唔會一派就兩部車,但係來前checked過這間屋登記有槍,要特小心,一般問細路仔嘢,父母可以陪同,但由於係條細路報警,我地要問下係唔係被父母虐待。 咁犬子驚到喊,於是佢地又call 多一部車,來一個女警姐姐,個樣冇咁兇。 搞咗半粒鐘,冇事收隊。 第日老婆湊返學,同先生姐姐講,原來先嗰日教佢地emergency要打911,會叫到差人/fire fightets/ambulance來救你,但係唔係急事就唔可以亂咁打。好多細路仔都試過咁, 警方都明白嘅。 人就係咁樣,你愈係叫佢唔好,佢愈係屎窟痕一定要試下。我諗起自己細個,大人唔畀睇不良讀物. 千方百計都要偷睇阿叔本playboy.最中意中間大摺頁。而家細路就幸福,一click乜都睇曬。 所以,若果唔想人做某樣嘢,好似某國政府,唔想您睇BBC,咁索性唔播咪得咯。好似某教咁種棵樹叫人唔好食,佢屎窟痕時人又屎窟痕,十分無謂。 | |||||
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咁你屋企咪應該一早唔好較電話 | |||||
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如果唔係真係試過, 點知緊急嘅時候叫起手要打911, 究竟係咪真係work嘅呢? 犬子咁樣做好有科學精神喎, 唔係人講我就信㗎喎 I should be proud of him. |
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