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'Miracle cat' rises from the dead five days after burial A cat in the Tampa Bay region of Florida has seemingly risen from the dead after clawing its way out of a grave after five days. According to the Humane Society of Tampa Bay, Bart the "Miracle Cat," was buried by its owners who mistook it for dead after being hit by a car. Five days later, neighbors found the cat alive, but in terrible condition wandering through their yard. The owners of the cat were unable to pay for Bart's treatment and surrendered the cat to a local Animal Health Center. The roughly 2-year-old cat will have emergency surgery Tuesday to repair his jaw and remove an eye damaged in the crash. http://www.chron.com/news/strang ... 8.php#photo-7443116 | |||||
你這種甚麼事都是聯想到基督的心態， 與基基說： 今日行街避過踩到一篤屎，感恩感恩， 不相伯仲 實際上，你內心都好基 基督與你常在，就住在你心裡 | |||||
大把drifters住天橋底，市民都唔覺有何不便。 佢冇地方踎，我做好心施捨下畀佢冇咩所謂。丞相肚內都可撑船啦，雖然我得28吋腰，基督唔嫌屈質我唔介意，我都成日有施捨畀乞兒咖 | |||||
你唔介意, 咁用你個丞相肚收容多幾條 28吋腰可以住唔少條, 夠位撑船, 絕對不是劏房 呢間就係劏房 | |||||
唔好啦。費事杜蟲杜埋基督出黎 | |||||
基督住係心, 無得杜 | |||||
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirofilaria_immitis | |||||
咁你要做隻狗先得 | |||||
"under very rare circumstances, humans.[1]" | |||||
咁你做人做到狼心狗肺 | |||||
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有無聽錯。。。 是郎芯久廢，有心無力之卦 | |||||
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也許下次你做時呼叫耶穌耶穌試下囉 駱駝難穿針孔唶， 無話托碌竹都唔入得 伯多祿復活塔彼達是是這樣做的： 伯多祿叫眾人都退到外面以後，遂屈膝祈禱，轉身向遺體說：「塔彼達，起來！」她便睜開眼，看見了伯多祿，就坐了起來。 你也學一學：遂屈膝祈禱，轉身向弟弟說：「細佬，起來！」 又或者學保祿一樣，只要有信心，手握毒蛇也不怕。 | |||||
咁又唔駛我。次次都係由我嘅性伴侶負責叫 Oh Jesus.....oh Jesus | |||||
有時失望時也會叫： oh..my god | |||||
原來您都覺得god 係令人失望嘅 | |||||
一般 god 就當然令人失望，一碌葛 God 就唔係勒 | |||||
所以基督教又多一樣失敗 -- God 同god 讀出黎冇分別 | |||||
挑。。。。 講既人係話 oh my God 又不是 oh your god 人地既 God 係大支定係細支，心中有數。 |
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