沙文
2014/3/19 12:12 
TEACHER: "John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?"
JOHN: "You told me to do it without using tables."

TEACHER: "Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'"
GLENN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: "I'm sorry, that's wrong"
GLENN: "Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it."

TEACHER: "Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago."
WINNIE: "Me!"

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

TEACHER: "Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?"
SIMON: "No sir, I don't have to. My mom's a good cook."
梁智楓
2014/3/19 12:54 
英文不多懂可以解釋嗎？
沙文
2014/3/19 20:26 
回覆 2# 梁智楓
老師：阿莊點解您要喺地下做乘數呢？
第2句就唔識譯嘞，請高手幫忙。
抽刀斷水
2014/3/20 00:19 
你告訴我不要用表（枱）嘛。

table 可解作表或枱。

乘數用表的方法：


（我就未學過呢種方法，可能外國流行Ｄ）

樓主貼的笑話，大都利用英語的兩個解釋（如表／枱），譯了就很難傳神了。
沙文
2014/3/20 03:09 
犬子係咁樣学嘅：



諗起從前數學老師教乘數表，確係幾老襯。
鬼妹話学一半就夠啦，又係喎，做咩中國細路要背100個組合咁蠢?