多馬嬰兒福音 4:1
信耶稣的要小心囉！ 真正的耶稣品性果然是黑暴導師。 基督教的耶稣，基督教徒的上帝，天主真是慈愛：哎哟，神愛世人！ 看来咒死無花果樹原来只是小菜一碟吧了！ 在托馬斯版本的事件中，當天晚些時候，當耶穌在鎮上隨意漫步，執行神聖的差事時，另一個男孩在街上不小心撞到了他。那麼耶穌會怎麼做呢？他可能會用他的神聖存在來治愈這個笨手笨腳的男孩，對吧？讓我們來看看： 耶穌被激怒，對他說：“你不能走完你的路。”他立刻倒地而死。 -- 多馬嬰兒福音 4:1 我們……他可能……不。等等。他只是因為一個孩子衝著他而殺了他？耶穌是瘸子嗎？我們絕不能質疑上帝之子的判斷，但因擦傷基督的涼鞋而被判死刑似乎過分了。也許如果這個孩子在人行道中央走得非常慢，所以他無法從他身邊經過，只是不自覺地在玩手機，而，就像，被困在他身後的八個人正試圖到達某個地方並且認真地如果你只向一側移動四英寸，我們就可以過去，該死的它不會停下來，所以我們幾乎撞到你了。 哦，只是盯著報亭上的小報呆呆地看著，你這個狗娘養的——也許這是一種值得神聖死刑的步行犯罪。 但是浪費一個孩子，因為他碰了你的胳膊？耶穌就像 80 年代高中電影中的惡霸，如果他們能夠用言語殺人的話。 In Thomas' version of events, later that same day as Jesus was casually strolling around town, running divine errands, another boy accidentally bumped into him on the street. So what would Jesus do? He'd probably use his divine presence to heal the boy of being friggin' clumsy, right? Let's see: Jesus was provoked and said unto him, "Thou shalt not finish thy course." And immediately he fell down and died. -- Infancy Gospel of Thomas 4:1 We ... He probably ... No. Wait. He just murdered a kid for brushing against him? Was Jesus a Crip? Far be it from us to question the judgment of the Son of God, but being sentenced to death for scuffing Christ's sandals seems excessive. Maybe if the kid had been walking exceedingly slow right in the center of the sidewalk so he couldn't get past him and was just obliviously yakking away on his cell phone while, like, eight people stuck behind him were trying to get somewhere and seriously if you would just move four inches to one side we could get past and GODDAMN IT DON'T STOP SO THAT WE ALMOST RUN INTO YOU. OH, AND JUST TO STARE SLACK-JAWED AT A TABLOID ON THE NEWSPAPER KIOSK, YOU SON OF A BITCH -- maybe that's a walking crime worthy of divine capital punishment. But wasting a kid because he touches your arm? Jesus was like a bully in an 80s high school movie, if they had been able to murder people with words. . | |||||
連人家不讓牠們入屋白飲白食，都咬牙切齒，要將人置於死地： 「無論進那一城，人若不接待你們，你們就到街上去，說：『就是你們城裏的塵土，粘在我們的腳上，我們也當著你們擦去』。……我告訴你們，當審判的日子，所多瑪所受的，比那城還容易受呢。哥拉汛哪！你有禍了；伯賽大阿，你有禍了！……迦百農阿！你已經升到天上，將來必推下陰間。」《路加》10：10 | |||||
耶穌並沒有像教徒所迷惑的仁愛慈祥，只是一個心胸陜窄，睚眥之怨必報的小人… 呀，錯了，無花果樹根本冇得罪佢，只不過冇果比佢食，滿足唔倒佢既貪婪，咁就咒樹喇？ 小孩不小心撞到佢耶穌啫，罪不至死嘛！ 更何况：連人家不讓牠們入屋白飲白食，都咬牙切齒，要將人置於死地： 「無論進那一城，人若不接待你們，你們就到街上去，說：『就是你們城裏的塵土，粘在我們的腳上，我們也當著你們擦去』。……我告訴你們，當審判的日子，所多瑪所受的，比那城還容易受呢。哥拉汛哪！你有禍了；伯賽大阿，你有禍了！……迦百農阿！你已經升到天上，將來必推下陰間。」《路加》10：10 正所謂什麼教出什麼貨，現在明白為什麼人人都說基督教沒有什麼好人的確不假！ ！ ！ . |