沙文
2008/3/5 11:40 
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind
of a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
the building materials for his home. She read ............

'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw
and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build
my house?''

The teacher paused then asked the class:
'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly
'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f*** me!!  A talking pig!''
Step.King
2008/3/5 15:36 
早說了嘛,
奪"豬"非正式, 異教也稱王!!!